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Hey man, I need to get home quickly - I have a paper jam!
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When you shove some paper into someone's ass during sex and yell out "oi! there's a paper jam in ya butt! May I deal with it" Most of the time, about 98.71% of the time, they'll grant you access to their butt.
"Oi babe, theres some paper jammed in ya anus, lemme take it out??"
"Yee"
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Jamming the toilet with too much toilet paper at a crowded social gathering causing it to clog and overflow. Panic overtakes your senses as you realize there is no plunger in bathroom. You madly scramble for any item in said bathroom to unclog bowl, until finally resorting to a manual bare hand method of removal. Use of the decorative towels to sop up the mess. Wet fancy towels are shoved under sink to hide them.
Tammy had a paper jam panic at the debutante ball when she clogged the bowl with toilet paper and it overflowed shit logs and piss. She came back to the ball with feces under her nails and toilet paper pieces on her gown.
According to television host Stephen Colbert, Alexander Hamilton's signature dunk during his youth on what would become the U. S. Virgin Islands. Colbert implies that Hamilton's execution of this dunk over Aaron Burr led to the famous duel which cost Hamilton his life.
The Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam was
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)
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