Parannoy

Origin: This is my own mash-up of the two words "paranoid" and "annoy", which I use all the time in my mental health job.

PAR*AN*NOY
\ˈper-ə-ˈnȯi\
--Verb
1.) To cause fearful distrust of others or a sense of threatened safety, which may be delusional, irrational, or just out of proportion to the situation. (i.e. paranoia)
2.) To rouse excessive suspicion.

--Related forms
-Parannoy
-Parannoys
-Parannoyed
-Parannoying

After someone returns from a war, many seemingly 'normal' daily things tend to PARANNOY that person.

Let's look at an example of Chuck the combat vet, and his buddy Josh, who unintentionally PARANNOYS him all the time.

(Chuck jumps, gun poised, as Josh stops by with beer.)
Josh: "Dude, chill, it's just me! I think the Iraq war really PARANNOYED you!"

Chuck: "Yeah, man, since I've been back, it's extremely PARANNOYING whenever someone just shows up unexpectedly like that."

(Josh drops the 6 pack on the floor. (*Loud Crash*)
Chuck: "For F's sake! Will you stop PARANNOYING me?!!"

Parannoying

Someone who is overly paranoid to the point of totally irritating everyone around them can be described as parannoying.

Can't Dave talk about anything other than how the Illuminati runs the planet. He is so parannoying.

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Parannoyed

Easily annoyed, constantly being annoying.

Bill is parannoyed; whenever anyone makes a loud noise he gets extremely annoyed.

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Parannoying

the present tense of paranoia

Three friends are in the car smoking a bowl. One friend says "that car looks like it could be unmarked police car, put that bowl down"

Driver says "nah that's not a cop, stop parannoying me"

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Parannoying

The fear that you annoy people.

Andi: I'll leave you alone if you want...
Sam: What? No. What gave you that impression?
Andi: I dunno... I guess I'm just Parannoying

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parannoying

noun: to annoy or cause irritation on someone through paranoia.

when someone is constantly & frantically worrying so much that it's actually starting to annoy you.
(ie: "Will you just relax & stop worrying so damn much..!? You are really just 'parannoying' me..!)

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parannoy

1. v. cause paranoia in; disturb, esp. by instilling minor but myriad delusions and suspicions.

I always parannoy people by walking too quietly and appearing right next to them.

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