A "poopy bruh moment". A "bruh moment" that also somehow involves poop.
"Sorry bro I can't come out tonight, my girlfriend has some crazy diarrhea and is shitting like crazy"
"Pbm"
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PBM stands for plain and simply, Professional Black Man
This involves an African American coming off as a incredibly professional looking individual.
Things that help
- Always calm (always)
- Stands out among his crowd
- Professional attire
- Great intelligence
- Lead Role (if not he sure as hell makes it look like he is)
Morgan Freeman is currently the king of PBM's, this cannot be debated.
If the torch was ever passed, Don Cheadle would receive it.
Jeff: Samuel L. Jackson is a PBM.
Joe: Samuel would be put in the BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) category, go watch Pulp Fiction.
Andrew: What about Denzel Washington?
Joe: Denzel is in a league of his own.
Andrew: True, hes a wild card, he can go from BAMF to PBM whenever he wants.
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Pretty Boy Millionaires, said often in songs by Soulja Boy and Lil B The Based God
PBM Motherfuckers, Pretty Boy Swagginn!
Soulja Boy - "PBM motherfuckers, we the prettiest richest niggahs you've ever seen niggah, steez!!"
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Stands for Pretty Bish Music which is music that promotes female empowerment/ beautiful boss babes
PBM is made up by the rapper Saweetie
DJ: Who ready for some Pretty Bitch Music (PBM)
Crowd: Meeeee!
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We've got the MILF term. It was time to have the opposite. A PBM (for Paper Bag Momma) is a mom so ugly, that even the idea of touching her is disgusting.
dude #1 : What's up?
dude #2 : Tonight, I've a rendezvous with a MILF I met on the net.
dude #1 : A MILF? you'd better expect a PBM.
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Potential Boyfriend Material. Someone that you have been seeing/dating for a while and could be eligible for moving up a gear.
Shirley: "Yeah, so he took me to dinner, the movies, paid for everything, he even held the doors open."
Gertrude: "Well, Shirley. He definately sounds like PBM!"
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