Peenits

The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".

"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"

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Peenits

something that Charlotte Ritchie says almost religiously

"SOOK my big PEENITS, Becca"

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