Pornalities

Plural of "Pornality" (see definition).

Pornalities are words or expressions formed by fusing an older saying (usually trite or banal) with a new element to form a new meaning, usually more risque or graphic:

Examples:

With simple juxtaposition: "What can I do for you?" becomes, "What can I do you for?"

Fusion (sometimes called portmanteau) of two words:

TV's Bart Simpson fused CRAP + FANTASTIC and got CRAPTASTIC.

Said the hooker to the john: "It's a business doing pleasure with you."

Said the john: "And I love the fact that you observe all the Pornalities."

9👍 2👎

pornalized

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

pornal

1. of or relating to porn
2. a journal specifically designated to porn

"her pornal instincts allowed her to comfortably masturbate in front of her friends"

"this weeks entry in my pornal was a graphic description of cunnilingus between three female orangutans"

39👍 19👎

Pornal

A variation of porno. Decribing pornographic video, usually of a homosexual nature. Born out of idiocy, IE a person thinking the word was 'pornal' instead of porno, haha.

Go and watch your man pornal.

81👍 56👎

Pornality

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).

.
"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."

7👍 4👎

Pornal Style

Doing something with the style and grace of a porn star.

Ex: 1. Jim dick slapped Jane with pornal style ferocity.

Ex. 2. Honey where'd you learn that, it's like you have a some sort of pornal style.

18👍 11👎