Ppetard

Someone who takes Personal Protecctive Equipment to the extreme. The kind of Tard who will wear a hard-hat and protective goggles to open a box of matches.

Pronunciation:
“PeePetard”, “Puh-petard” or “PeePee-eee-Tard”

“That fucking PPETard is wearing more safety gear than an astronaut - and he’s only lighting Festival Balls!