PTGD

(P)ost (T)raumatic (G)ame (D)isorder- When someone plays videogames for far too long in one day. Symptoms include, but are not limited too: Violent outbursts, extreme racism/homophobia, uncontrollable shaking of the thumbs and/or hands, and seeing the particular game when the victim closes his/her eyes.

Tom: Dude, I have such bad PTGD right now...
Brian: How...how bad
Tom: I can see the game when I close my eyes!
Brian: I remember my first time...

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PTGD

Post-traumatic gainz disorder (PTGD) is a form of anxiety disorder. Some people develop this condition after they have experienced a traumatic drop in the value of their crypto bagz.

Strong reactions such as fear, horror, anger, sadness and hopelessness are natural after events like this, of course.
Post-traumatic gainz disorder is identified by three main groups of symptoms:

1.Flashbacks of the traumatic event through intrusive memories or nightmares.
As well as strong emotions, there may be physical symptoms such as sweating, heart palpitations or panic attacks.
Imagining the price can nuke at any moment once again, bringing back all that pain.

2.Feeling emotionally numb and avoiding situations that are reminders of the trauma.
Avoiding possible reminders of the trauma can cause someone to lose interest in day-to-day activities and switch their base currency to being ETH or BTC.

3.Feeling anxious and heightened vigilance can mean the affected person is constantly on the lookout for danger, possibly leading to irritability and a lack of concentration on anything other than constantly refreshing their portfolio, or watching 1m chats.

Unfortunately, there is no cure known to modern science, despite having tried Rolex applications and Lambo driving therapy.

Bro, rebounding the latest 30% nuke gave me PTGD.