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A speed merchant from Egypt notable for being greedy on the ball and not passing to his teammates. The P in the name stands for penalties because he's nothing without it. Although Palah can leave midway through game in any shape or form like when he left the UCL final with one working shoulder.
Example. Man 1: my brother was told to pass the book to me during the meeting but he refused.
Man 2: So you mean he PALAHED you?
Man 1: Exactly
Po palah is a goblin from Egypt that comes to england when Norwich is playing,scores 8 tap ins and disappears until the next Norwich game
Did po palah score a tap in yesterday?
An egyptian goblin who statpads against small clubs like Southampton, but when it is time to play in important finals and big games such as in the UCL, he is no where to be found.
Yakobper90: "Salah goat! Salah Balon d'Or"
Anyone with a brain: "Lmfao, Po Palah ghosted against Newcastle in League Cup final and was nowhere to be found against PSG🤣"