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A person who is unwilling to be intimate with another. This could be either because they don't care, don't know how, or are just too lazy.
"So I went over his house tonight by myself, made a move and NOTHING happened. I don't think he likes me."
"No, he really does. He's just a pandasexual."
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Pretty simple here. When you only identify as someone who has sex with pandas, but you accept all different forms of sexuality. The difference between pansexual and pandasexual is that you have a lust for anything white and black, you are exceptionally biracial. Pandasexual will bring everyone together...
Todd: Hey man let's go to the zoo today!
Pierce: Yeah man...I am feeling it.
Todd: What do you mean man?
Pierce: Pandas man. I need more pandas. I am on a dry spell.
Todd: Ugh I forgot you're pandasexual.
Pierce: I just came...in my panda...I mean pants...
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having no sex drive or sexual orientation whatsoever.
person #1: does so and so like boys or girls?
person #2: neither. they're pandasexual.
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Like their namesake, a Pandasexual is someone who exhibits neither the desire nor skill to successfully copulate. Also akin to Pandas, they maintain a mating period of only 24-72 hours per year, making each (usually failed) attempt at fornication seem unduly momentous (like a gender reveal party).
Unlike asexuals and incels however, a Pandasexual is differentiated by a woebegone libido, general cluelessness and poor sense of balance.
"He's a Pandasexual, so he seemed content to dry hump my leg for 2 minutes and then fall asleep. Sure I was frustrated, but he's just so cute and furry!"