Panethesis

A long, drawn out paper defining and re-defining the abjective uselessness of grammatical symbols commonly known as punctuation. Such a thesis should not be attempted lightly, or indeed at all if you have no more academic knowledge than a common mollusk. Any such being who would dare to write a Panethesis does so at their own risk.

1. Incorrect Panethesis :P

2. I struggled to write my Panethesis before I realised the futility of such an action.

3. Whose Panethesis was left in the bathroom, I wouldn't dare wipe my booty with that.