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The act of having a wank whilst on the shitter
Person 1: "Bhuttae, stop panking!!!"
Bhuttae: "Mate im having a DANGER pank!!!
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A Marlboro smoking, overweight, small tooth hillbilly.
All of that pop and cigarettes are turning you into a pank pank!
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the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.
I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.
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To pank is to wank and poo simultaneously. Much like poopsterbating
/ poopsterbate ... but British.
Why you taking so long in there?
Having a pank. Panking.
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the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.
I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.
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While “panking” describes cumming while masterbating, you can also call someone a “pank” in place of a bitch or a cunt.
“Yea bro this kids such a pank” “fuck you, you pank”
The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.
Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.
'Going to Pankistan'
'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'
'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'
'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland
Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'
Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'
Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'
Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'
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