Particles

Pronounced "par ti cleez." He was the Greek god of quality-looking cheap furniture and the spokesperson for Rooms To Go.

Speaker 1: "Hey, Chuck got a new case for his home entertainment center. I heard it's pretty nice."
Speaker 2: "No. I saw it, and it's pretty cheesy. He'll be praying to Particles the first time someone puts a cold cold drink down on the wood."

VagNIAGRA

One of those intentional mispellings of Viagra, used to get past email spam blockers. This one, however, sounds more like it would be a pill that increases a woman's flow during her period.

I thought I was ordering some Viagra off the internet, but instead they sent me a case of VagNIAGRA. What the hell am I going to do with this crap?!