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dude patten is like the awsomest name everrrr. kicked major butt in WWI
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an awesome person who is extremely awesome in every way. this person is a professional milkshake maker and likes to have many 'bitches'.
person 1: who is that very sexy person over there?
person 2: oh that's patten!
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See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat
Omfg that dude is awsome
No he is a Denver Patten
Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.
For more information on Mike Patten, please refer to his personal website at mikepatten.ca
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Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment
Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten
a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"
b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"
Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"
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When you invent something new and deserve credit for it.
That chick last night was so flexible. I mean, she invented positions I didn't know were possible. No wonder she's patten pending.
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the great singer from Faith no More
Mike Patton was rocking out while the goldfish croaked
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