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Paul Blart

Derogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop).

"Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?"
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."

by BfloDrumDude June 20, 2012

38๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paul Blart

A variation on the blumpkin wherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

"Why does Roger seem so down today?"
"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."
"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."

by Simplicius April 15, 2009

86๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paul Blart

Originally from southern Ontario. It's when you pop a bar, take a shot and then hit a fat popper.

"Yo Paul Blarts this weekend?"
"I did a Paul Blart last night it was fucked"

by Untitled_07 November 16, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paul Blart

A bloody-fart (blood+fart=blart) that happens when you do a line of cocaine. Also known as "mall copping"

This blow is good, I just about Paul Blarted myself.

by negro jesus christos February 23, 2010

34๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paul Blart

Paul Blart is my hero, he is so handsome and cool. I wana be like him when i grow up.

me: paul blart
you: my idol

by pussytooth June 4, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

by That Faggot No One Likes October 4, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paul blart

The act of being a fatass working as security in a small mall in New England and being murder from dank faze clan

My brother was Paul blarting then he died

by BlueGrass420 May 13, 2015

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