Paundrinese

Paundrinese: foreign language only spoken by the elites of the light working stardusting tree huggers of this realm. Often used between traveling partners while they are in transition. You must first learn to speak Shandrinese, then learn how to speak Paulynese in order to level up to the ultimate foreign language. Only those with a higher ascending sense of self can truly master the art of Paundrinese.

Wow, those two are speaking Paundrinese! I wish I could learn.
To be truly enlightened you must learn Paundrinese.