paynus

A more effective and stronger way of saying "penis". May be used over the intergalactic web, or through general conversation.

"YA WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MY PAYNUS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!"
"your moms paynus is bigger than yours"

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paynus

When your salary is bigger than someone else's.

Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours

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paynus

same as penis but different

my paynus is huger then yours.

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Paynus

A more odd way to type penis and most others would not know what it means if somebody typed it in. On the google translator this is the only way to make the computer say penis right.

Guy: Whats up

Fag: Paynus

Guy: What?!?!?!?

Fag: Paynus

Guy: I dont understand

Fag: FUCK U

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Paynus

It is an amalgamation of saying "pain in the anus/ass" too many times.

Anna can be a real paynus sometimes, but I love her really.

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Paynus

a substitute for the word penis in chat rooms

"DAMN THAT SUCKS *****!"
"What!"
"PAYNUS"

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