cheese louise

It's an explanation that something is too cheesy. Can also mean "cheese alert", stating that what has just been said was too cheesy.

person 1: I want to name one dog Bonnie and one Clyde
person 2: Cheese louise!

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Huffer

Describes a person who is grumpy, narky or has the disposition to go off in a huff

Alfie, some mornings you can be such a huffer!

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Paynus

It is an amalgamation of saying "pain in the anus/ass" too many times.

Anna can be a real paynus sometimes, but I love her really.

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slank

It usually describes the process of having a wank/ masturbating in order to get to sleep.

I cannot get to sleep by counting sheep, so I usually have a slank.

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popascropple

It is used to describe a friendly invite to sit down next you.

An informal way of saying "take a seat".

"popascropple"

"take a load off your feet, popascropple"