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On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.
I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!
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When you are allergic to peanut butter and you accidentally get it on your dick and die.
Skippy died because of peanut butter dick.
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When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.
man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!
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someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.
“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”
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A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”
A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”