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a boner or erection lasting for many hours
Lauren throught it was strange that Stephen's petrified wood wasn't going away.
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When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.
Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.
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a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.
Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.
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Petrified wood (from the Greek root petro meaning "rock" or "stone"; literally "wood turned into stone") is the name given to a special type of fossilized remains of terrestrial vegetation.
Have you seen any petrified wood/rock? I can't find it anywhere!