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when youre tryna look up the hub but your hand does the slippy slip and types a y instead of a u
your fbi agent: did this illiterate fuck really just look up phyb
when youre tryna look up the hub yknow get some down there action wink wink and the small bit of blood thats still in your brain says hey lets make this horny finger type it wrong we're geniuses
your fbi agent: did this illiterate fuck type phub as phyb i was in the mood but i was turned off by the sheer idiocity of this guy
you unaware of the fb-agent: i feel as though my father is disappointed in me but he left me years ago
the agent: holy shit son is that you
n. Explanation for a difficult concept given by a gifted physicist to an audience of lesser beings. Often simplified generalizations using analogies are understandably lacking in truth.
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“Nothing can travel faster than light” is a phyb. Wavicles being outpaced are everywhere. And time? Constant. Time dilation is just another phyb to settle the nerves of the simpletons.