pineapple juice

Nature's guarantee of a second date
Makes cum taste better

I wanted her to enjoy sucking my cock more so i drank some pineapple juice.

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Pineapple juice

What you give your boi so it gives his cum a sweeter taste when you have sex.

Dude 1: Drink this
Dude 2: Y?
Dude 1: JUST DO IT
Dude 2: ok *drinks*

*ONE MINUTE LATER*

Dude 2: OH FUCK I'M GONNA CUM!
*Dude 1 swallows cum*
Dude 1: Delicious.
Dude 2: Now I see why you gave me that pineapple juice!

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Pineapple Juice

A good place to hide your G strings

Makes Your Cum taste sweet!

MMMMMM sweet taste like pineapple juice

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Pineapple Juice

The white liquid that is violently squirted out of the erect penis. If this liquid finds it's way into the female vagina (through sexual intercourse)it can fertilise the egg and produce a baby.

(Julie and Matt are in the '69' sex position. this means that she has her lips tightly consealed round his penis, and he is 'licking her out', or sticking his tongue into her pussy)
Julie - Uh, Oh God this feels nice
Matt - On no, i think i feel some pineapple juice coming!
Julie (gurgling) - Shit, shall i swallow it?

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Pineapple juice

When literally everything goes wrong in life and you need something to shout to let others know you're getting fucked

Running across campus late for your final with a bagel in your hand you trip, drop your bagel and lose everything you've ever loved "PINEAPPLE JUICE!"

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Pineapple juice

Pineapple juice is a (Yellow) Fruit that you squeeze the juice out of there (AKA) My friend (Yhoselin's) Safe Word 🍍

My safe word is pineapple juice🍍

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Pineapple Juice

The juice for queers.

Oh man, josefina drank it all last night with his spritzer. You know gays and their pineapple juice

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