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The act of urinating, and missing the target (Toilet) while maintaining a massive erection.
I went to take a leak with epic morning wood, and ended up having a "PISS MISS" all over the wall.
Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.
Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.
to delibrately miss the toilet when taking a piss
Person 1: wheres keller
Person 2: he said he had to take a piss
Person 3: ill check
Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss
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When a person leaves a social situation to urinate only to find s/he missed a critical part of the conversation or story.
“Hey man, where’d you go? Noah just told us what his wack boss did yesterday!”
“Dang, that was one costly piss-n-miss.”
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When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.
Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?
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