miss-piss

When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.

Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?

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Piss miss

The act of urinating, and missing the target (Toilet) while maintaining a massive erection.

I went to take a leak with epic morning wood, and ended up having a "PISS MISS" all over the wall.

Swiss Miss and Piss

The by-product of eating Mexican food the night before. What happens when you let all that food sit overnight, and then in the morning it comes out of you completely liquid. Hence the Swiss Miss and the Piss.

Last night I ate half a crave case from White Castle and when I got home I went right to sleep. I woke up and when I got to the bathroom all that came out was Swiss Miss and Piss.

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Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.

-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

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Missed now your pissed

Greatest xbox call of duty Gamebattles clan ever.

meme for when somone gets a hitmarker or misses in call of duty

person one: Damn hitmarkers

person two: haha mnyp?

person one: whats that?

person two: Missed now your pissed!!!!

person one: oh. hell yeah im pissed.

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