Platty

aka Bud Light Platinum

Just bought four tall platty's tonight, should be feelin nice in a few hours.

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Platty

a dude who lives in kent and shags computers, lil mofo. it never used 2 b a hard drive...

you: hello, u aint been a platty again hav u?
friend: sorry the usb was irresistable

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Platty

To act so utterly stupid the special ed student calls you retarded.

Oh my fucking god Dominic you are being such a platty.

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Platty

n. Your sarcastic, hypothetical Platinum credit card so you can feel make believe rich for a split second.

Girl "Honey, i neeed those Choo's... Will you get them for me? Pleeeeaaaase...."

Guy "Sure!"

Girl "Really?!"

Guy "I'll just stick them on my big, fat f***in' platty!"

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platty

PLATTY OF CHORLEY! sikk guy! top m8s! Generaly has a large penis.

platty of chorley m8s wiv some sound ppl

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Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

motha platty

A beautiful, young black gay who is famous on the Bigo live app. His name is Tae but address him as Motha platty, Motha Bigo, Motha generosity or Queen. Motha has a platform and can do justice to any ballroom floor. ALWAYS respect MOTHA of ALL MOTHAS.

Omg I wish i could meet motha platty.

Be fair motha platty is beautiful.

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