Random
Source Code

PLORF

A person who has caused irreperable dammage to another's Christmas ornaments.

That plorf neighbor of mine took his wood chipper and went to town on my Glow-In-The-Dark Santa Sleigh!

by Joe Marinello September 4, 2006

40👍 9👎


Plorf

A term for an overstuffed couch pillow.

"Me and my girlfriend had so much sex last night on that Plorf."

by lolchillinz September 30, 2009

8👍 3👎


plorf

hateful annoying persons

You're a plorf

by Apa1337 November 30, 2024


Plorf

Annoying person that should be exterminated

You're a plorf

by Apa1337 November 30, 2024


Plorf

Plorf is a dorf who has gained the ability to perform photosynthesis. For simplicity purposes, it is a portmanteau of "plant" and "dorf."

Plorfs are an invasive species and are highly resilient. For these reasons, they should be exterminated with extreme hostility, but with caution.

Plorfs are native to Rochester, New York, and survive on a diet consisting mainly of Garbage Plates.

Plorfs use the word "plorf" as a stand-in for almost any adjective, and some nouns. It is unclear how or why the word continues to evolve past just a description of the species itself.

Plorfs have recently invaded the memecoin sector, creating $Plorfcoin. Profits are on the moon.

"Get Plorfed on." - A Plorf after completing any task.

by plorfy December 19, 2024


Plorf

Cousin of the queef, Plorf is an anal sex fart.

Mr. Nelson loved her, but every time she pegged him he was wildly embarrassed and startled (and kind of turned on) by the inevitable, loud plorfs he couldn’t control.

by K. Trout March 8, 2022