pollute

To pollute means to introduce a substance or object into an ecosystem that is unwanted by anything living there. Some people pollute by mistake or because they have no choice, others because they like pollution and want to annoy narrow-minded environmentalists.

That girl wants to pollute the river by dumping Windex in it just because she likes pollution.

That man is a wealthy industrialist whose factory pollutes the sky.

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polluter

A mechanical device, usually a car engine, set up in your backyard that does nothing but emit pollution. Just so those people who don't drive can also participate in atmospheric destruction, like their neighbours.

Irate Neighbour: Hey what's that engine running for in your backyard, it's noisy and smelly, and it's giving my kids asthma!
Resident: Whoa! Cool off man! Thats just my polluter!

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polluted

When someone is or was very drunk at some time.

I was polluted last night!

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Pollution

Pollution is the combination of gas molecules and harmful molecules of degraded plastic, fossil fuels, and evaporated dinosaur urin.

Wow! What great pollution we’re having today, Dave!

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Polluted

The term used when someone is under the influence of BOTH drugs AND alcohol.

Wow, that guy is so 'polluted'

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pollution

When teenage girls speak about drama in their lives. Examples include; spreading rumors, trash talking, talking about boys, etc.

"hey, did you hear Amelia was being a bitch last night"
"stop polluting, Becky"

"did you hear about the pollution Becky was spreading about Amelia last night"
"holy shit yeah, she's such a bitch"

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pollutant

noun

1. The unfortunate genetic offcut of a push me pull you. A Poll-u-Tant. Can be seen on the cutting room floor of the classic film Doc. Doolittle or the lesser known blue movie version rated R18.

2. A sex act that involves instant custard and plastic sheets usually performed during fog.

3. A democratic system that gauges the amount of tantalizing that occurs at a given time in the population now archaic originally pronounced poll u'r tantalize?

1. "Wow. Look at that mess of an animal" "Oh, that's a Poll-u-tant"
2. "Fancy the pollutant this evening. It's looking a bit cloudy out there?" "Yeah, have you got the custard and sheets?" "yes" "well let's bang on!"
3. "Hello, i'm doing a poll to see how tantalizing you are. Would you take part in this survey?" "Oh, you're doing a poll-u-tant?" "yes, I am"

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