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An ancient British aristocratic family now found frequenting East Coast squash tournaments, psychoanalytic symposiums and scotch tastings.
Ohh I do love spending a good weekend in my Nantucket Reds with the Polonial-Gays.
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yet another name for sexual intercourse, derived from the British word for Boloney (Polony) which sounds like 'Pony' British Polony is a curled red cooked meat sausage available from the butchers. Pony Trekking- a popular equestrian activity.
On observing a saddle sore woman at a show jumping event:
man 1:"look at her, she can hardly walk'
man 2 :'I bet she spent the whole night polony trekking'
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Most people know that polony is really nasty and is totally inferior to all other meats so therefore it is a degrading term.
John- Did you see that loser???
Adam- Yea, he's the polony of the meat world!
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Pet food that has been ingeniously processed and marketed for human consumption.
Child Support Inspector: "Gee, Timmy smells a bit funny, where does he go after school?"
Kevin: "Oh he usually, comes straight home... I have been giving him a pound of polony every day for about 3 months"
Child Support Inspector: "well I guess his eyes are sparkly and his hair nice and shiny so..."
The act of pouring tomato sauce on your loved ones stick of d'osrgna
Did you get the devon for the kids honey ?
No but I'm going to be polonying your brains out instead