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A very-very-very good looking guy with an extremly large penis and he is very good at having sex and you will have a very good time hanging out with an pontus he is very sweet and cares about love
Hot girl: hi
Pontus: hi
Hot girl: whats your name?
Pontus: pontus
Hot girl: "melts"
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Hot girl: That guy is definitely a pontus!
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Pontus is the white Kanye West, if Kanye West was humble.
Is that superman?
No, it's just Pontus.
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Pontus is one man's name as derived until the Greek word Pontos, "sea". Like a tsunami he is plowing everything in its path. Also known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words and kills in any sport he plays in (even games).
Strong like kangaroo. Some cosider to be on the staus of not only a god, but THE GOD.
NAMEDAY: 20 NOVEMBER
- Ey, Pontus you sexy beast!
- Sup dude!
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A code word for a sexual predator, or someone who regularly lies about their age.
I found this cool dude named Beavis the other day. He said he's 17.
Beavis? He told me he was 23.
Damn, guess we ran into a pontus.
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The definition of a very gay person. It is a person that is more fabulous than everyone around them and has mastered the art of blowjobs.
"Look at how he handles that cock with his mouth, he is such a Pontus!"
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