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A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.
A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.
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Poon refers to Vagina
Goon refers to australian slang for cheap wine
Vagina Wine = Period
"Hey Miss! you on your poon goon?!"
when asking a woman if she is on her period
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A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.
Example 1
Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.
Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!
someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound
Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!
The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.