Poop on a stick

Used as an interjection when all other phrases are simply inadequate in expressing one's feelings.

Person A: Sorry, I can't come over and give you the math answers, my bulimic hedgehog just barfed all over my floor.
Person B: Poop on a stick.

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poop on a stick

A tasty treat for all the girls and boys!

I'm kinda hungry, anyone want poop on a stick?

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Poop on a stick!

An exclamation used to replace "Oh crap!"

"Oh poop on a stick! I forgot my wallet."

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poop on a stick

An exclamation that takes the place of "Oh crap!"

Oh poop on a stick!!! I just spilled my drink!

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poop on a stick

It's poop....on a stick

i was walking down the street and i found poop on a stick
you can't just find poop and put it on any ol' stick it comes prepared

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poop on a stick

v. to defecate or shit on someone's penis.
n. 1. shit on a penis
2. shit on a stick

"Dude, that bitch fuckin' pooped on my stick when I pulled out."

"Martha left some poop on the stick last night."

"Jimmy and I found some poop on a stick in the forest."

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holy poop on a stick

You might say this in surprise, as in 'holy shit'

Holy poop on a stick!! The pope just died!

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