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That grateful feeling when your flatulence doesn't leave a surprise in your shorts.
While stuck in traffic, Dave gave a sigh of flattitude when the fart was only a fart.
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when a woman is already sitting down to pee, and decides to use the opportunity to poop.
Since Debbie's outfit was so complicated, when she sat down to pee, she used the pooportunity to drop a deuce as well.
any overly dramatic way of breaking wind; e.g.: "pull my finger", raising one leg, or making a grunty face.
Everyone knew what was about to happen by his gastheatrics, and the only hope was that he would accidentally crap his pants when he farted.
when a person is sitting on the crapper and the automatic flush mechanism engages in the middle of his doing his business
he was enjoying the article on lobster fishing when the autoflush went off and disrupted his morning constitutional, causing poopus interruptus.
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