poorformance

When someone doesn't live up to party expectations... or totally overdoes the partying rendering them useless and annoying

"I can't believe I was in bed by 11.30 on a Saturday night. What a poorformance"

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poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.

Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!

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poorformance anxiety

1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.

2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.

1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.

2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?

Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.

Poorformance

To completely fail in a sport or game, especially when letting down fellow teammates.

Your poorformance cost us the game!