poppage

The amount of popping during the time a bag of popcorn spends in a microwave.

"Whoa, listen to that poppage!"

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poppage

The action of popping, generally used in a partying context; getting stupid, lit.

Hey dude, are you tryna pop tonight?

Yes, there's gonna be some major poppage this weekend.

poppage

when wind is exerted from a persons rectum.

MY girlfriend did a eggy poppage whilst having a crap.

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poppage

The definition of poppage amongst some western/european families would call "porridge", poppage.(Loosely translated)

Also same goes with Oatmeal, as oatmeal is porridge.

Papa-"Have you finished eating your poppage?"

Boy-"Yes papa!"

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poppage

To be kicked so hard in the scrotum, you feel as if your balls have popped.

After volunteering to be an example at the women's self defense class, I experienced poppage.

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poppage

when a woman's boobs are falling out of her shirt!

Wow, Kelly. pull up your shirt. there's some major poppage going on upstairs!

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vein poppage

the appearance of veins showing through the skin on prominent muscles such as biceps, calves, abdominals, deltoids, and those of the forearm

One must be lean, buff, or ripped off their ass to have vein poppage. There is one exception see note**

**Note: fat people can't have vein poppage, unless they have a heart attack or stroke*

(after building some lean)

Woah bruh! You got some gnarley vein poppage going on!

(at the beach)

You see Roid Douchebag over there talking about his beach ball to those Minnesota girls. Ya, vein poppage all over his body.

(obese moose knuckler on television)

Shit man!!!! Did you see that FUPA lady on Oprah? Fuck! I be she'll die of vein poppage cuz she's so fucking fat!

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