Popoism

Popoism has been a religion before God was created. The true God/Devil, Popo, created the so called "God" today. People who followed Popo ether received wealth, or died a slow or painful death. Once you follow Popoism, there is no going back. Attempting to join another religion will mean something worse than death itself. You will trap inside something called the "Mafuba" for eternity with Popo. You can not die even if you want to. Popo will haunt forever.

Popo follower: Are you in this religion called, "Popoism"?

Woman: No, sounds lame.

Popo follower: *Takes out a knife* and repeatedly stabs the woman until she dies.