Popoism

Popoism has been a religion before God was created. The true God/Devil, Popo, created the so called "God" today. People who followed Popo ether received wealth, or died a slow or painful death. Once you follow Popoism, there is no going back. Attempting to join another religion will mean something worse than death itself. You will trap inside something called the "Mafuba" for eternity with Popo. You can not die even if you want to. Popo will haunt forever.

Popo follower: Are you in this religion called, "Popoism"?

Woman: No, sounds lame.

Popo follower: *Takes out a knife* and repeatedly stabs the woman until she dies.

Cheesianity

Cheesianity is one of the many religions that Abraham fathered. We believe that Chod made the universe and when man corrupted the world he flooded it with nacho cheese. Chod sent his only son Cheesus to Chearth and he died for our sins of eating blue cheese. The Angel Chucifer rebelled against Chod and fell down from Heaven, and was given a new name, Notserp.(Or the Devil) Notserp roamed the earth for eternity and in 2017 A.D, masquerading as a middle schooler in the United States of America, he will unleash his blue cheese upon the world.

Cheesianity > Christianity

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Jack

Jacks are a man of their penis. They enjoy killing. Jack's are extremely untrustworthy. Jack's are usually motivated by cum. Jack's work hard and beats their meat. They show the same respect that they would show to no one. If people were to go behind Vincent's back or anything like that. He fart on them. But lose their trust. Jack's -1/10 are usually the Alpha of the pack. They enjoy dying.

Jack: Fuck you

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