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Porcelain God

Toilet, particularly as related to vomiting. Usually combined with a worship-oriented verb to describe the act of vomiting into a toilet.

Last Friday, I drank five 40s of O.E. and two fifths of Canadian Mist and man, I was praying to the porcelain god all weekend! I'll never do that again.

by Winston Zedimore December 8, 2004

183๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


porcelain god

A toilet. Utilised to describe vomiting in a knelt position in front of the John

I shit myself whilst violently worshipping the porcelain god.

by decepti - kun October 6, 2005

84๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


porcelain god

Normally prayed to when one is sick. tho porcelain god refers to your toilet and the act of vomiting in said toilet for any reason.

Guy 1- "where is jim?"
Guy 2- "jim had to much to drink he is currently praying to the porcelain god"
*sounds of retching in the bathroom*

by bladejkl July 10, 2012

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


pray to the porcelain god

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.

Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.

by bisque October 25, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


worship the porcelain god

to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed

After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

54๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003

76๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Praying to the porcelain god

Vomiting, puking, throwing up. So called because the motion made during vomiting resembles that of someone bowing their head in prayer.

"I drank way too much last night and ended up praying to the porcelain god."

by 5L4Y3R August 19, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž