Portugal. The Man

An indie rock band originating in Alaska consisting of John Gourley, Zach Carothers, Noah Gersh, Kane Ritchotte, and Kyle O'Quin. They're the fucking best. Real fucking great music instead of shit there typically is these days. Orgasmic to the ears.

Guy 1: hey, what are you listening to?? I think my ears are having an orgasm!
Guy 2: Portugal. The Man motherfucker.

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Portugal. The Man

An indie-turned-mainstream rock band that insists on having “The Man” in their name due to being mistaken for the sound of a woman in nearly every song.

Person 1: “Hey, this song is pretty catchy! Who is she?”
Person 2: *laughs* “No, no, no, it’s Portugal. The Man.”

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Portugal the man

What once was an amazing band from Alaska that gave listeners great indie values has turned to shit ever since “Feel It Still” was released

Friend 1“I’m really getting into indie my favorite song is “Feel It Still” by Portugal the Man
Friend 2 “Pfff that ain’t Indie bro that’s annoying bubblegum pop you have much to learn dude.

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Portugal. The Man

An Indie rock band with such hits as: Feel it still, Purple yellow red and blue, and What me worry. they are called Portugal the man so people do not confuse them with Portugal the country.

Guy 1: damn this is good who is this?
Guy 2: Portugal

Guy1: bro your listening to a country wtf
Guy2: no its a man, Portugal. the man maybe if you were fucking smart you would know this. go die in a hole.