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A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
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When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”
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When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.
Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.
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A presumably sexual act done in the back of a Land Rover.
“On Monday we dot chest, because if you want a thick chick giving you a Portuguese Snowblower in the back of her Land Rover, your pecks better be swole.”
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A sexual maneuver performed by two subjects. The first subject places themselves on the bed with face, hands, and knees down, and buttocks high in the air. The second subject places cocaine on the sphincter of the first subject. The first subject then attempts to fart while the second subject is inhaling the aforementioned cocaine.
So it cost $20 more for the hooker to agree to the portuguese snowblower. I don't know what she had for breakfast, but it didn't mix well with the blow.
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