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Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time
Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??
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A watermelon delivered via postage
Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox
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American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..
"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"
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A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.
Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!
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1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.
2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."
Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"
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To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"
May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
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Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.
Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!
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