Power squeeze

1. The act of stopping to take a shit when on the go or at work. this is often done in public bathrooms or at parties, or any other place you don't want to be caught pinching a lough.

2. the name associated with the high rate of speed that fecal matter sometimes exits the ass when taking a dump, this is often detectable by a cold back splash of water coming in contact with the asshole, chode, and or nut sack.

"Dude guard this door. I got to get a power squeeze in before gym."

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Power Squeeze Bars

The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.

I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.

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Soul Power Squeeze

(n) (also know as "flatulication") the act of engaging in sexual intercourse in which one of the participants releases a seismic flatch. this occurs due to the build up of tension while attempting to refrain from flatulating by contracting the buttocks. the pressure becomes too great, and a fart tears out of the butt, resulting in an awkward silence between both participants. an excuse is usually made by the other participant in which they attempt to get the hell out of there.

Hey man, did you hear that Zack gave Ally the Soul Power Squeeze last night?

That Zack kid thought he was the shit until he pulled the Soul Power Squeeze on some chick.

Nothing ends a one night stand like the Soul Power Squeeze...

Feel like getting rid of a clinger? SPS ;)

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