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The development of arthritic symptoms from long, extended hours of procrasterbating. Symptoms deriving usually in the wrists, fingers, hands and feet.
Todd had a knot near his third digit on his right hand, with severe arthritic pain after several several hours of procrasterbating. He was diagnosed with Procrasterbitis and told to use his other hand for a week and sent home!
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When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.
God I really don't want to write this paper..
Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.
Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.
I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!
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The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!
2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
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to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.
"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"
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Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.
Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"
Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"
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when instead of getting things done you mastebate
Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.
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