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To sit around at a train station for upwards of 10 hours everyday regardless of weather, in hopes that a good train will come. Mikes often enjoy chocolate milk, and calling people driving around the closed crossing gates "Stupid Knuckleheads."
Man! I pulled a mike for so long yesterday that my chocolate milk started to curdle! Tomorrow, I'm going to Pull a Mike again!
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The action of 'Pulling a Mike' occurs after one has bagged the bitch.
For all intensive purposes, the bitch has shown extensive interest throughout the time spent, while one has gone about with his bidness.
At this point, one aborts the mission, and immediately will dipset, hence cutting the bitch, and leaving her without the cack.
Mike: "Last night, after the bitch gave me brains, she asked me, 'Do you want to put it in?'
My response was plain and simple, 'Nah bitch, I'm tired, I'm going home.'"
Mathias: "Yo G, I heard what happened last night, you Pulled a Mike, didn't you?"
Detox: "Last night I had the bitch all over me, but I was so fucking tired, that, against all odds, I somehow turned down a dime and was able to Pull a Mike."
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mike became famous in the Age of Conquerors world through never being able to find his last resources on every map.
it happened to him so often, that people started using "i pulled a mike" for the instant understanding of their team mates.
to "pull a mike" means to not find some resources (usually sheep, often a boar as well)
BuZZ_TheViper: srry guys, i pulled a mike...
_Ares_: 11
BuZZ_sletten: 11
_Ares_: fakken mike...
BuZZ_sletten: np, i stole from mine, i send you
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In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.
Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place?
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.
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Verb: to pull a mike
Definition: To create an imaginary Girlfriend and try to convince all of your friends she is real for an extended amount of time, but will ultimately fail in keeping the truth hidden.
Justin has to be Pulling a Mike, There is no way he met some girl in North Dakota when he lives in Florida!
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When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.
Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.
Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?
To pull a Mike refers to get a negative result on an examitation/culmination.
A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)
1. Guy 1: So what'd you get on your math exam?
Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that.
Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.