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The stage after Blue Balls.
"Oh man, its been so long since I got laid I've gone from Blue Balls to Purple Penis"
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after u fuck your penis turns purple because u fucked witout a condom
i fucked allie too much and i got purple penis
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When u fuck in the butt so hard that it causes ur penis to fall off.
I fucked Will in the butt so hard...it gave me a purple penis.
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The superhero alter-ego of the character Cat in the Newgrounds Flash series Retarded Animal Babies Episode 4: Stupor Heroes, animated by David C. Lovelace. He has the 'power to penetrate mighty fortresses', though he 'prefers shaved fortresses.' See also: Infinity Lad, Bruce Willis-Man,Satan Man, the Fucking Fucker, and the Triple-D Triplets.
Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!
Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!
Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.
Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!
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Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!
You: Oh fuck, RUN!
Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.
When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.
She squeezed so tight I got purple penis.
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a fat bitch with a purple mullet that is annoying and eats penises
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