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put a cock in it

What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.

Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.

by capnkev April 10, 2009

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put a cock in it

Place your member in an unspecified orifice. A catch-all retort to unmanly or insufficiently insulting jabs. A repelling verbal blow meant to shock one's opponent into stunned silence.

Friend: 'Where did you get those awful shoes?'
You:' Put a cock in it - Jim'

by Blower August 18, 2006

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put some cock on it

the act of placing whipped cream on ice cream at eddies sweet shop

hey do i have to put some cock on it?

by taylor J August 7, 2006

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Put the cock before the buttplug

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.

Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!

by Ron Jarvis February 18, 2011


put some cock on it

the act of or placing some penis on an object or person

Hey Ritz put some cock on it!

by Brian Mann June 9, 2006

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Put Horse Cock Here

I'm literally just making this so I can buy a mask that says it

plz put horse cock here uwu

by ballslapper69 December 9, 2020

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Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009

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