When somebody goes bonkers because of coronavirus quarantine
Mate he’s been in quarantine so long he’s gone quankers
someone who works for the Care Quality Commission, a UK government QUANGO or other such bodies, coined by Dr A H on GDPUK.com forum.
Comes from the two words; Wanker, and Quaker.
Someone who is both a wanker and a quaker.
See www.Quanker.tk for less details.
Bloody Quanker!
Ha, look at the Quanker!
Similar to a canker sore but referring to the penis. When a penis gets too much sugar on it it results with a Quanker Sore.
Susan exclaimed, "Yo! Bill! What's wrong with your wiener? It's got red bumps on it!" Bill then replied, "Hey sorry I got me some mad Quanker Sores from puttin my wiener in the cookie dough!"
The origin of the word Quanker can be traced back to 2004 when an absolute mug named Lee was born in a town named Poole
The doctor took him out of his mother's womb and could only mutter the words "This child is an absolute Quanker"
We believe the doctor in question meant the child was "an absolute inbred bugger"