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if someone rubs it in, they keep talking about something that makes you feel embarrassed or upset. I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in.
"I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in."
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The term used when a male gives the female a massage just because he wants to and thinks thats the least she deserves. Rub rub will normally go on for about 1 hour, maybe 2 hours, depending on how fast the female falls asleep. Throughout the duration of rub rub, if the female gets thirsty, the male is inclined to go and get her a drink of nesquik to quench her thirst throughout the rub rub. And to clarify, the female should never have to give rub rub.
Female: I would like some rub rub
Male: Sure no problem, I thought you'd never ask
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using a furniture edge to masturbate
"Rubbing feels soooo good. I need to do it again!"
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Directions given to the girl from a guy in a dark theater usually in middle school
girl notices guy's boner and looks up into his eyes
guy: Rub That
girl molests her date through his pants while he longs for the opportunity to get head
Rub That requests are often given by guys who get longer thicker dicks sooner who hope showing dick will lead to oralness or anal with oral virgins. dick thinking blinds them to gross realities like many other guys having jizzed in her mouth just today risking getting jizz on dick or bonus std
guy: can I get head?
girl: maybe show me what you got
guy adjusts boner and drops trou
girl: nah your dick is too big
guy: it'll fit trust me
girl: too much lip stretch
guy: suck the tip some
girl: if you pass the magnum xl test you'll get some
girl: I'm gonna Rub That while we make out
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A verb describing the act of being stabbed or getting stuck and dying or being put out of commission.
Sean: Yo, did you hear about lil' trice?
Ray: Nah what he do?
Sean: Homie was walking back from store and he got rubbed by some ruthless stick up boys from the west side.
Ray: Damn son, that's real fucked up. Is he alright?
Sean: Hell no brah, he was DOA up at mersy hospital.
Ray: Oh shit. That's some weak-ass BS. Them boys need to get got for that shit. Trece was my boy since like 3rd grade. We go back son.
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Having Sex, Without Having Actually Sex. When Your A Young Child.
When I Was Younger Me & My Elementary School Boyfriend. Use To Love Rubbing On Each Other.
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An acronym for Rich Urban Biker. A title given to middle aged, upper class, white males that make more money than they know what to do with so they decided to pretend to be bad ass and get a Harley. Unlike real Harley men they get all the trimmings on their bike which usually includes Heated handle bars, luggage racks, stereos, raised back support, cruise control and completely useless items like suicide shifts. Basically they just end up buying a 2 wheeled sedan, but they have no idea how to maintain it.
You’ll never see them exceed the speed limit; actually, you’re lucky to see them ever DO the speed limit.
Any damage that may occur to their Harley will instantly run them at least $2000, merely because of all the bloated accessories they’ve placed on the bike, because of this, they will only take their bikes out on the sunniest of weekend rides and only for short distances. Even if they’re going to some sort of Harley riders get together, they would rather tow their bike in the back of their truck, stay at a nearby Hilton and will only ride their bike a couple of miles from the Hilton to the “meet” the day of the convention.
RUB’s are the only motorcyclist who DO NOT give a waive or a nod to other riders on the road when passing, apparently they are to smug to do so or afraid of crashing by doing something complicated like nodding.
only a RUB would have heated handlebars on a bike
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