Randip

The disgusting act of inserting the fist up to the elbow into the man’s anus slowly working its way up the colon, whilst simultaneously tossing his salad till completion.
The receiver doesn’t have to be awake, willing or even alive for that matter.

However partially conscious is preferred by those living in and around Woking (U.K.) as they have some fighting spirit and are just playing hard to get.
Bonus points are received for length of time in the colon and how much Truffle Butter can be churned

Eduardo thought his drink has been spiked and his suspicious were confirmed when he woke up in Slough Emergency ward with Berkshire’s best proctologist asking if the vicious Randip he recently received was entirely voluntarily.

Eduardo, or ‘Bubbles’ as he was called earlier in the night but a bearded turbaned stranger, just wanted to be left alone but the doctor insisted they put his colon back in before the nurse slipped on it.