When a man has sex with a woman so forcefully that he bruises her kidneys.
"He bruised my kidneys and I threw up. He Rathboned me!"
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adj. Describing an individual who refused to watch Twilight films until taking note of the character of Jasper Hale, as portrayed by Jackson Rathbone
v. Rathbone; what said individuals would like to do with said character, preferably while intoxicated
Oh my god. You've gotta see New Moon. You're totally going to get Rathboned. Then you're going to want to Rathbone the entirety of Eclipse.
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n. When you get a boner thinking about Jackson Rathbone.
Specifically when he is playing his role as Jasper Cullen in the Twilight Saga Movies.
Jackson Rathbone is the most gorgeous actor ever.
"I love the the movie Twilight! Especially Jasper."
"Oh man... I just got a major rathboner."
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to take a dump and throw up at the same time.
Oh my God, Scott just rathboned all over my bathroom!
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to kill someone or something, skin them, and then wear their skin in order to become them
I would rathbone your roommate's ass so hard.
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Defacing a parking sign in a way such that the parking fee will be unenforceable thus effectively creating free parking.
Particularly effective in Westminster, London on Motorcycle parking bays in a manner such that the bay is still restricted to motorcycles but the pay instruction details are withheld.
(Name originates from such a defaced sign in Rathbone Place, London, W1).
(sp) Rathboning (present tense), βHeβs rathboning itβ. Rathboned (past tense), the sign was rathboned.
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One of the most vile things in the world. it has a scrotum for a face.
When i went to the zoo and saw a Rathbone, i threw up blood and cried.
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