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When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.
Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs.
Eric: How much did it cost us?
Mike: Only four grand this time.
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To pull one's head out of one's ass in order to rectify a problem, mistake, misunderstanding, etc. one is responsible for in the first place.
Gary really had to quit wasting time and rectumfy the situation.
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To correct a situation or misunderstanding by furiously penetrating someone anally.
I had a stalker. He was so insistent, that I had to rectumfy the situation. Needless to say, he got what he deserved in the end. The rear end.
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To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.
Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.
Friend: Really, how'd that go???
Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.
to put something right; correct in the butt.
One may rectumfy almost any situation, if given time.