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To correct a situation or misunderstanding by furiously penetrating someone anally.
I had a stalker. He was so insistent, that I had to rectumfy the situation. Needless to say, he got what he deserved in the end. The rear end.
To pull one's head out of one's ass in order to rectify a problem, mistake, misunderstanding, etc. one is responsible for in the first place.
Gary really had to quit wasting time and rectumfy the situation.
When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.
Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs.
Eric: How much did it cost us?
Mike: Only four grand this time.
To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.
Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.
Friend: Really, how'd that go???
Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.
to put something right; correct in the butt.
One may rectumfy almost any situation, if given time.